it's christmas day...

how famous 

do you have to be?

to be considered 

‘assassinated’ 

rather than just ‘killed’

just wondering...

is it cool 

to be cool

in winter?

hibernal thinking

do you think ‘baker’ 

is short for bread maker?

hmmm...

during childhood 

we are told that 

jokes about sexual organs 

are adult content, 

but once we became adults, 

these jokes are 

considered "childish"

hmmm...

everyday we technically 

have a different hair style 

that will never be replicated, 

even by ourself

shower thoughts

if you've ever winked, 

each of your eyelids 

have probably been closed 

an uneven number of times.

shower thoughts

since smartphones became 

popular, the average amount 

of time a person spends 

on the toilet must have 

increased substantially

shower thoughts

people are always wet, 

at least on the inside.

shower thoughts

not that i just showered but...

the floor and ceiling 

are the same size 

but all the furniture 

on the floor doesn’t look like 

it would fit on the ceiling.