hmmm...

when you really think about it, 

toothpaste is actually 

teeth-paste.

capitonym

words that change its meaning 

(and sometimes pronunciation) 

when they are capitalized…

Cancer, cancer

Hamlet, hamlet

March, march

Pole, pole

China, china

Polish, polish

Turkey, turkey

‘can’ you think of any?

hmmm...

someone said...

a ton of people wished me. 

i’m thinking...

a ton of people
is literally 12 to 15 people.

is something wrong with me?

when you google "chicken" 

you see more pictures of it
dead than alive.

that’s disturbing!